February 2012
166 posts
Me: (picks up phone)
Mom: watcha doin???
Me: sex.
Mom: ...
Me: CAUSE I WANT A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTA COCK!!!
Where da fug is muggleiamnot? Serious, that blog was the tits and my dash lacks about 45% of it’s original appeal.
And why wont this see more shit work, honestly. Motherfuck. Better work this time.
Weird shit in ma nose, all day erryday